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Daniel:  yo what are hot flashes?
Me:  a thing when you get real hot all of a sudden
Daniel:  oh shit I get those sometimes
Me:  those are symptoms of menopause too
Daniel:  ... am I going through menopause then?!?!
Me:  yeah

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hexgoddess:

see-reverse-side:

hexgoddess:

What? Bisexual? She can’t be bisexual, you’re only bisexual if you’re actively fucking two people of two differing genders at the same exact time. The moment you stop fucking them you’re suddenly not bi anymore. It’s science.

I suppose that means we bi people exist in quantum superposition until someone observes us having sex.

Schrodinger’s Sexuality

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